BULL: 1 BULLFIGHTER'S THROAT: 0 (WARNING: GRAPHIC VIDEO)

In case you thought bulls were fighting a losing battle every time they entered the ring, think again. This footage captured during Spain's premier fest, Festival of Saint Isidro, gives us the chills. Amazingly, Julio Aparicio walked away after such a horrific goring but is currently in Madrid in critical condition. Lesson to all you kids out there thinking about a future career in bullfighting, "On a short enough timeline, everyones life expectancy is zero." —Fight Club  via: Huffington Post