TRIUMPH THE INSULT COMIC DOG DESTROYS THE WIENER CIRCLE

Conan unleashed Triumph The Insult Comic Dog onto Chicago's Wiener Circle last night. The little bastard has still got it. Living in Chicago, the Wiener's Circle has a special place in my heart and the insults Triumph drops onto these loudmouths are what us mere humans can only dream of replicating.

When I was in Aspen, I saw a woman with this cute little dog ... on Twitpic

When I was in Aspen, I saw a woman with this cute little dog ... on Twitpic

The lovely Paris Hilton with some woman's little dog.

Exotic Animals

Emily Valentine takes the usual and transforms it into the beautifully bizarre.

Buddy screaming my name

I wish my pug talked like this.