HIRE THIS HOMELESS MAN FROM COLUMBUS

Two years clean; voice of God. Ted Williams (I sh*t you not) resides in Columbus, OH and will do your voice overs and on air radio talent. Good luck, Ted, we're rooting for you. Via: Josh F.

Update: A week later, Ted Williams is still bigger than Susan Boyle... and the Columbus Dispatch took down the video I originally embeded because of copyright issues. But that doesn't mean you can't see his first commercial VO spot for Kraft Mac N' Cheese. Way to go CP + B on being the first to get Ted Williams back to what he does best. And that's making you hungry for some of this tasty mac n' cheese.

CONANDO SPEAKS IN FULL TO CBS (60 MINUTES)

CBS breaks Coco's first post-NBC interview, beard and all. It gets good around the 8 minute mark. We here at Crackade are with Coco...proudly. Jay, hope you got a new car out of this, douche.

"Jay's got The Tonight Show.  I have a beard and an inflatable bat.  And I'm touring city to city.  Who can say who won and who lost?" - Conan O'Brien

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THE BUCK PRAYS HERE

Ever wonder which Religious beliefs lead to the highest income? Good.is did. And the results may or may not surprise you. Using the Pew report results, this infographic prayed to G-d and came to life.

Click here to enlarge. Via: Good.is

PAY TO PRESS PLAY

According to Nielsen, we're a lot more generous than the media would like to believe. Based on a poll of average internet users  - those willing to pay for various media consumption they already get for free - people are actually quite content if the cost came right out of their pocketbooks.

Via: Mashable

C.R.E.A.M.

OCD Wallpaper Via: This isn't Happiness

DIDDY'S WALLET GETS PUNK'D

'Who the hell put a dolla bill in my wad of Benjamins?' -P. Diddy

Via: TMZ

Oh, those silly Japanese people

Type N Drive.....err, I mean walk iPhone App

Yeah, like this won't be used while driving. Let's see if it improves texting and driving.