THE NEW MACHETE TRAILER HAS SPOKEN

Some people still believe that Machete isn't a real movie. To their credit, this movie does seem made up. But, like most exploitation films of the 70s, the bizarre is real and the pulpier it gets, the more ridiculous it seems. The new trailer focuses on Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez (Chicks in black leather with double gun holsters seem to get our attention). Movie comes out just in time for the fall.



Official Trailer released for Cinco de Mayo, 2010:



"Fake" trailer played during 2008's double feature, Grindhouse

MACHETE RED BAND: RUN FOR THE BORDER

A couple years ago, in between the double feature 'Grindhouse,' were a slew of fake trailers, one of them being 'Machete.' From the moment I saw this, I knew that gold was waiting to be recorded in feature form. Starring the likes of Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Robert DeNiro, Lindsay Lohan, Steven Segal and Cheech Marin, we're in for a hell of a ride....and a lot of flying body parts in Arizona. The irony of the state mandated 'illegal' bill that recently passed makes for a great twist to this long-awaited film.