NO GUIDOS OR GUIDO WANNABES ALLOWED

In a bold move, well not really that bold, Republic, a bar in New Orleans, has instituted a new dress code. So all you idiots who think stone washed jeans, excessive hair product, 'Oompa loompa' tans and Affliction shirts are 'cool' can go find another bar to be a tool at. Via: Adfreak

Thank you Republic. I look forward to getting trashed at your Jersey Shore segregated bar.

CRAFTSMAN GETS CRAFTY WITH THEIR ADS

In an effort to get younger males to start using their products, Craftsman is reaching out with the ultimate male tool, the hammer. As the ad says, do not try this at home (unless you have an old car that you want to destroy with a hammer). Anyone? Via: Ad Pulp and Craftsman Labs