BACON BAZOOKA (THIS IS NOT A DREAM)

Well, this guy has done it. He has achieved the American Dream; combining gluttony and firepower. Oh, and it shoots summer sausage. God bless your Monday survival. Via: tfir by way of buzzfeed

THE MOST USELESS MACHINE EVER

It's a beautiful thing.

And here are the building instructions: http://saskview.com/?page_id=11