SLEEP RIDING BABY

The luxury of childhood, sleep riding your tonka power wheel around in circles like a boss.

YOU CANNES DO IT

So, abandonment issues are apparently a problem in the south of France. This bizarre street sign was spotted by @davidondemand (Perezident on Instagram) while in Cannes, France for the grandaddy of advertising award shows, the Cannes Lions. Remember kids: If you find a baby, save a baby. Via @davidondemand

THIS DAD SHOULD BE IN THE DICTIONARY UNDER FAILURE

My only question...is that his baby mama sitting next to him?

BANKSY TAKES ANOTHER BITE OUT OF THE BIG APPLE

Banksy's tagging spree makes its way back to NYC, a familiar playground for Mr.Banksy. So it's no surprise that he brought his best work since he started this cross-country North America tag-a-thon. His 'heart doctor' makes a reappearance, first appearing in SF. As long as there are walls, I'm sure Banksy will find a way to cover them all. His ability to capture the mood of society with brutal honesty and irreverence seems endless and brilliant wherever he goes.

Via: Tony DiPietro, Animal & Banksy Forum

Pick a winner, kid.

The placard piece pretty much sums up the morale of corporate America, no?

 The return of the glorious and timeless Banksy smiley face

Banksy, the most beloved cynic since Diogenes. Fitting. (I don't claim to have known who Diogenes was, I just use Wikipedia).

San Francisco Reprise.

Bonus Shots: A selection from his cross-country graffiti tour. When will it end? Hopefully never.

Previous four all spotted in Detroit.

Spotted in Boston

Another classic in Boston

 Banksy heads north to Toronto.

Banksy hit Chicago. Only a couple for now. Come back anytime with an arsenal if you'd like.
That's all for now. Here's hoping he stays in the States for a while and keeps on tagging along. Would like to see him start showing up in metro areas like Atlanta, Milwaukee, Dallas, heck, why not Arizona? I'm sure he'd have a lot to say there.

STAR WARS BABY ANNOUNCEMENT

If 'May the fourth be with you' wasn't enough, here's something dorky, but clever, to get you through humpday. An aging Star-Wars-loving couple has decided the best way to announce their first pregnancy is through one of the most intense scenes in the Star Wars saga. Sometimes, nerds are pretty awesome. via: Buzzfeed

WHAT MONDAYS FEEL LIKE

Sometimes, Google image search just pulls up the sentiment you were looking for. Not only does this baby look confused and petrified, this family went the extra step of putting an Alien Chestburster splattering out of what looks like a baby chicken costume. This has to take the cake for most ridiculous, yet most awesome baby Halloween costume. Parents of the year fail?