THE GREATEST THANKSGIVING HORROR MOVIE THAT NEVER HAPPENED

Ridiculosly campy fake trailers appeared during the intermission of Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino's 2007 double feature, Grindhouse. One of them (Machete) ended up becoming a full fledged movie. But the rest, however, live on in 'what if' infamy. As we approach Thanksgiving and give thanks for the people and things we have in our lives, lets pray for that one day Eli Roth's fake horror film trailer, Thanksgiving, gets the full feature treatment. Dream on.

Note: If you are bothered by decapitations, nudity, fake blood and other horror movie staples, you should probably not watch the video. 

"White meat. Dark meat. All will be carved."

PETITION FOR EAT BRAINS LOVE

Julia Roberts in a zombie flick sounds a lot more intriguing than pretty much every movie choice she makes. I mean, she really hasn't done anything too edgy since Flatliners, right?  via: Boing Boing

STATIONARY OF HORROR

Great stationary designed by Jacques Pense for the number one crime and horror channel in Germany. Charming.

Look away if you scare easily. The state of employment in the U.S.