THE GREATEST THANKSGIVING HORROR MOVIE THAT NEVER HAPPENED

Ridiculosly campy fake trailers appeared during the intermission of Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino's 2007 double feature, Grindhouse. One of them (Machete) ended up becoming a full fledged movie. But the rest, however, live on in 'what if' infamy. As we approach Thanksgiving and give thanks for the people and things we have in our lives, lets pray for that one day Eli Roth's fake horror film trailer, Thanksgiving, gets the full feature treatment. Dream on.

Note: If you are bothered by decapitations, nudity, fake blood and other horror movie staples, you should probably not watch the video. 

"White meat. Dark meat. All will be carved."

SLATE OPERATOR: WORLD'S MOST UNDERRATED JOB

From Inglorious Basterds, comes a compilation courtesy of the slate operator. You know, the person that hits that square object with words written on it to start each take.

LOVE HER OR HATE HER

Lady Gaga, don't really care for her. But Beyonce does. Lately everyone is all about the video for 'Telephone,' and I can see why. But in all honesty, it just shows Lady Gaga for who she truly is, an attention whore that writes annoying catchy songs. Now Beyonce with Lady Gaga, I can live with that. So, with that, here is the better Beyonce / Lady Gaga collaboration, 'Video Phone.' It's a Beyonce song featuring Lady Gaga, and it's a lot better. Although, Lady Gaga's 'Telephone' might be better conceptually, you can decide for yourself.

Again, I apologize for any backlash for featuring Gaga. But let's be honest, she's an attention whore, so it was only a matter of time. And she ripped off Quentin Tarantino by using the 'Pussy Wagon' as her getaway vehicle.


VideoPhone - Beyonce feat Lady Gaga



Telephone - Lady Gaga feat Beyonce